On top of a bar there was a snowmobile. I'm assuming that it was not driven up there during a heavy snowstorm. But that was not the most interesting part. Posted on the side of the bar was this sign.
A big sign
Horse Shoe Tournament
And as an added bonus - written in at the last minute
Pig Wrestling - at 4:00
I have a few questions about this.
Are pigs wrestling pigs?
Are men wrestling pigs?
(I say men because I doubt women would want to wrestle a pig after a long day of wrestling a family)
Are pigs wrestling chickens or other farm animals?
Do the pigs wear little wrestling outfits?
Who sews their outfits?
And what do they have written on their capes? Super Pig?
Who signs up?
And if it is the pigs - how do they plan to write their names?
And do they even know their names, let alone know how to write?
And who is supposed to call Barb, the men or the pigs?
And who is Barb that she got this whole thing going?
Signs, signs - sigh . . .